Jesus on the cross? You’re not Andres Serrano! Good luck selling Bibles, loser!
Art professor to student.
That’s alright, guys, now go back to your tears and your inability to be understood by the masses - I mean, your artwork.
Silver and black? Who are you, Lady Gaga?
No — that’s okay. I understand the complexity of the concept behind your painting. I just think that it sucks.
Ugh, what a poorly painted ocean! What is this, SpongeBob SquarePants?
Art is a car, kitsch is a horse.
Oh yeah! Great composition, great sense of balance, harmony, variety and movement… for a Barbie ad.