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Jesus on the cross? You’re not Andres Serrano! Good luck selling Bibles, loser!
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Posted on November 23, 2010 via cissabo with 4 notes
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That’s alright, guys, now go back to your tears and your inability to be understood by the masses - I mean, your artwork.
Art school. -
Silver and black? Who are you, Lady Gaga?
Art professor. -
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No — that’s okay. I understand the complexity of the concept behind your painting. I just think that it sucks.
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Ugh, what a poorly painted ocean! What is this, SpongeBob SquarePants?
Art professor. -
Art is a car, kitsch is a horse.
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Oh yeah! Great composition, great sense of balance, harmony, variety and movement… for a Barbie ad.
Art professor.
(Critique Day)
I'm Kendall and I go to art school. The quotes you'll see here are said by my art professors on a daily basis, some to me, some to my classmates.
